My name is Claire Alexandra.
I am nineteen years old.
I live to learn and I will learn to love.
i used 2 get sad about finals but now i pretend im taking my N.E.W.T.s and it’s not so bad
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
i am so slow
you can look at the posts on a certain day?
url.tumblr.com/day/2011/12/25 <- what you posted last christmas
omfG CHRIST WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS BEFORE????
makes my life so much EASIER
BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF USE IS EVER IN THE HELP SECTION
I MUST SPREAD THE WORD TO MY FOLLOWERS
this guy just asked me if im “full blown lesbian” now what does that even mean like hell yeah i’ve reached the maximum capacity of homosexuality i can finally ascend to gay fucking heaven