My name is Claire Alexandra.
I am nineteen years old.
Lover of all things bright and beautiful.
Anthropologist in training.

 

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

scottiemcchottie:

"bisexuals aren’t real"

[taps hands against face] idk they feel pretty real

Anonymous asked
#CANNOT INTIMIDATE GEESE

asexualfactoftheday:

THE CANADA GOOSE HAS TEETH AND WILL GO FOR YOUR ANKLES IF THEY PERCEIVE YOU AS A THREAT

CANNOT INTIMIDATE GEESE

princeowl:

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

Topanga, if I had to dream up the perfect woman, she wouldn't even come close to you.

(Source: shawnphunters)